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Three reasons lined up at the same minute on the 30-minute frame: • Bitcoin and Ethereum stopped moving together — usually a tell that the move is exhausted • Price tagged the top of the day's range while volume thinned • The pattern matches 78% of similar setups that resolved lower over the next few hours We sized 1/4 Kelly (small relative to the daily loss budget) and the watchdog will flatten if it doesn't move our way within the 30-minute window.

By PnL: **30-Minute Sweep** — 5 trades, 100% wins, +$976 over the week. **3-Minute Pulse** is the workhorse — fires several times a session, 95% win rate but each trade is small. Together they account for ~80% of this week's net.